Ok so last night I had this dream. It was all about getting a fucking Big Mac from McDonalds...THAT'S IT and it was SO COMPLICATED and I STILLLLLLLL didn't get my hamburger.
Okay, so it started out I Just wanted a hamburger, so I was trying to go to Mcdonalds, but the bridge was out cause somebody had a wreck. and I was driving a stick shift (god knows I cant) so I had to jump off the bridge and swim underneath three bridges cause they were all out - I finally get onshore and get into a car. I'm trying to put all my makeup on and stuff and then there's another car wreck. I FINALLY end up at a Mcdonalds and get in line. The line is seriously two hours long and I get in it and then some lady pulls me out and leads me DOWNSTAIRS. It's this SHITTY museum with dinosaur bones and this really SHITTY film studio. Which consisted of a 1980's black camcorder and a 3x2 white (Wtf) screen. THEN they started serving us LEMONADE?!?! and by this point I was getting really pissed. And then they were going to take our food order and all of a sudden they get KIDNAPPED. now I have to go fucking find the Mcdonalds staff. At this point I'm with my friends from highschool (taylor melanie mariel claire alex) and we go to this mall where they've been taken to. I have to cast a spell so that we all are disguised and I spend like...an hour flying around the mall with mariel trying to find the rest of the girls and when I finally go outside they're all at the car. and then I woke up.

So when I get up I explain to Alex that I really want a bigmac for the reasons stated above and he was like man...

"They changed my favorite hamburger
The chicken McGrill -
They made it the chicken McFaggot - and it has three choices: The closet homosexual, The I'm gay but I can still play sports, and the Elton John."


So at this moment I am on my way to take a shower and venture to Mcdonalds.


FUCK